Its been a while...

Ok.  I apologize to all my faithful blog readers that I have not updated in a while.  I wanted to, but I have been busy.  Vacations and school take up a lot of my time. 

A rundown of my vacations:

Camp Tockwogh- not really a vacation, but a volunteer weekend.  It was nice to see my campers now counselors.  I felt about 1000 years old, but it was a great time.  I got to swim, hang out with some chillins and lay on the dock reading my book! Awesome

NYC- Me, K, Chris, Bean, M-Healy nuf said.  PS Kirsten's new girlfriend in NYC gave me Rabies.

Poconos- Swam in the lake, swam in a river, hiked a waterfall, hilarity (Greg McKenna was there), played nerdy board games, ate too much food, drank too much beer.  

Best line from So You Think You Can Dance....

"Son, you served gangster on a platter."

-Mia Michaels...Thank you.

Wish you were a lesbian? I'll change that...

What happened in 2004?  I want you to give me a detailed description of everything you did in 2004, I want you to relive every decision you made and give me a good reason why.  I was asked to do this.  This is what happens when you are a lesbian.  

I made a pact with Maloy to never go to Sisters again.  I should have stood by that,  but silly me... Maloy was in St. Louis, I was at Woody's an old "friend" was at Sisters.  I'll meet up for a beer I thought.  WRONG!!! Sobfest '08.  Not me, my "friend" who shall remain nameless.  I was blamed for every thing that has gone wrong for this girl for the last 4 years, most of which we were not speaking, hanging out, chatting, seeing each other. PLEASE.  Needless to say, I'm back to the pact.  NO Sisters, don't even ask.

Awkward BBQ's? Of course, what would 4th of July be without one.  6 people, 4 dogs, burgers grilled for 1 hour (not exaggerated), PBR in the bathtub (not exaggerated luckily still in the can), Fireworks, discussion of Pearl Necklaces (yes...that kind), dog bites.  Awful things happen when you are a lesbian.

Bright side? Fun at Ice Cream Festival.  Andrea, Jonah, Bean, Lucien, Chels (not a lesbian), and me $5 all the ice cream we could eat.  Kind of gross because it was 90 degrees, but also sort of delicious.  We helped lick leukemia.  So sometimes it is nice to be a lesbian, but sometimes it is gross.   

Airport tally: Twice in 24 hours.